Ark Architecture Admirer Pillows

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Cat statues on entrance gate

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I love the Shard

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Greece

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Your Home Remodel Team

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Do you smell something?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Bankside

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."