Ark Aficionados Gifts

Noah's first venture after the flood.

Noah throwing a stone at the dove and telling him to 'piss off!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

No Soliciting

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Date Night

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."