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Noah throwing a stone at the dove and telling him to 'piss off!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Date Night

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'