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"Mommy will get up in a minute."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Can Dave come out to drink cider in the park?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dog urinates on statue.

Off Leash Dog Park

Mood Swings

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Water Slide

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Moms gone wild

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Click it or ticket.'

Stories about crumbs

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

Riding the statue.

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"Take us to your pickleball courts."