Ark Enthusiast Gifts

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Noah's Architect

'Sorry, no carbs.'

Climate Change Contingency House

Noah's Ark

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"Total waste of time. It took ages to round them all up, then after Noah set sail, we discovered that every single one of them was male..."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

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"Noah was having second thoughts about allowing the beavers onto the ark. . ."

A bird swearing at noah for cutting down all the trees

'Dad! The veterinarians are coming aboard!'

Noah's brother Phill, doomed them all when he got lost.

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Noah and animals stranded on a desert island

Ark under giant brolly.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"I still don't understand why you call this planet earth."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."