Ark Explorer Gifts

The animals are holding an election, and some of the candidates have problems. The clam is an insider, the kangaroo has lots of personal baggage and the dog has a record of working with vicious PACs! I think the penguin is a strong candidate. The penguin? Yeah, he'll do well at the poll!

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"A little help, please."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Baby rocks!

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Sunbathing in the park

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'