Arctic Explorer Gifts

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

"Take it easy - It's a bit slippy this morning."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'Bored?'

'Hot compresses! Won't cold compresses do?'

Sign reading 'Welcome to the North Pole. Site of the 2036 Summer Olympics'.

Walrus brushing its teeth.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Ok Mr. Hotshot, sell our most expensive air conditioner to the next guy who walks in the door.'

'Have we met before? You look familiar.'

"You have to learn to stand on your own two feet."

I'm so tired of social distancing

'How come the emperor has no clothes?'

Running out of Gas.

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

'I'm off feeding with my girlfirends for a few weeks: Have fun keeping the egg warm...'

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

"This never gets easier."

Rats! Frozen again!

"That's a difinite sign of global warming!"

'You guys better be here only for a bit of polar bear watching!'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Igloo for birds.

AFTER YEARS OF AWKWARD WADDLING ABOUT TONY REALISES THE WHITE BIT COMES OFF.

Housewarming gifts.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...

"How was the house warming last night?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'Dad, I know about sex...but what are the birds and the bees?'

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

"Give way!"

Polar bears build a snowman