Arctic Explorer Mugs

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'Bored?'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Hot compresses! Won't cold compresses do?'

"You have to learn to stand on your own two feet."

'Have we met before? You look familiar.'

'Ok Mr. Hotshot, sell our most expensive air conditioner to the next guy who walks in the door.'

Walrus brushing its teeth.

Sign reading 'Welcome to the North Pole. Site of the 2036 Summer Olympics'.

Rats! Frozen again!

I'm so tired of social distancing

Running out of Gas.

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

"This never gets easier."

"That's a difinite sign of global warming!"

'You guys better be here only for a bit of polar bear watching!'

'I'm off feeding with my girlfirends for a few weeks: Have fun keeping the egg warm...'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Polar bears build a snowman

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'Dad, I know about sex...but what are the birds and the bees?'

"Give way!"

AFTER YEARS OF AWKWARD WADDLING ABOUT TONY REALISES THE WHITE BIT COMES OFF.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Housewarming gifts.

Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...

"How was the house warming last night?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Tescimo