Arctic Adventurer Mugs

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Pull...'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"Must I really go outside to smoke?"

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

The polar olympics

'Remember, your fire insurance is only good if your house burns down...melting doesn't count.'

'As a matter of fact, I HAVE been thinking a lot about income trusts.'

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

An unexpected success.

UFO

Titanic 2030: The Rematch

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...

'Thank God...Honey, I'm home!'

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Smoke detector.

'It's great to see you both. I hope you didn't have too much trouble getting here.'

Eskimo in Igloo

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

"I can never think of anything to put in a diary"

Estate agents...

The Streaker

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

'Before global warming, we owned thousands of acres.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'...I think he's died of indecent exposure.'

"Still snow!"

Chilly Dogs

"He's a fantastic pet, especially in winter."

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."