Ark Adventurer Gifts

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Noah's AARP.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

'Unicorn overboard!!'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

The chosen few

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Polar bears

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Can I have a look at the map?