Ac Aficionados Gifts

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Ralph Stanley

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.