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Polar bear goes hunting.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Creative Baby.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Farmer's Market.

'What's on the other side?...'

"Gesundheit."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."