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'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'Projectile painting.'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Shakespeare Quote

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

"Gesundheit."

'What's on the other side?...'

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."