Artic Adventurers At Heart Prints

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

'Projectile painting.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Shakespeare Quote

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Farmer's Market.

'What's on the other side?...'

"Gesundheit."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."