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Penguin in a swimming costume.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Guitarist

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Projectile painting.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Imagine

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Shakespeare Quote

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

The Desert Island Package

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'What's on the other side?...'

"Gesundheit."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"This can't be good."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."