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Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'It's a call from Tate Modern.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Projectile painting.'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Ruddy bloggers!

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

Cossack dancers

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Imagine

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Shakespeare Quote

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."