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Imagine

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Culture Saturday

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Convenience.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Shakespeare Quote

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Antiques

"I can write, but I can't draw."