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Life isn't just black and white.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Imagine

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Shakespeare Quote

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Cover story: Picasso

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Antiques

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Millais - Cubist Period

Abstract portrait art.