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"It's bad Sir. We're out of supplies, lost and I don't think Captain Scott understands the gravity of our situation."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Projectile painting.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Kid doing cave paintings

Greek A-Z Map,

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Shakespeare Quote

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'What's on the other side?...'

Mammoth Posing

Finesse fishing

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Antiques

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

The chosen few

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"A textbook landing..."

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

'Well, we made it.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."