Artic Expedition Pillows

"It's bad Sir. We're out of supplies, lost and I don't think Captain Scott understands the gravity of our situation."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Projectile painting.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Greek A-Z Map,

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Shakespeare Quote

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

'What's on the other side?...'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Finesse fishing

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Antiques

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"A textbook landing..."

The chosen few

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Well, we made it.'