Artic Exploration Prints

Life isn't just black and white.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Convenience.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Imagine

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Shakespeare Quote

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Antiques

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Abstract portrait art.