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'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The Cremaster Cycle

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Imagine

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Shakespeare Quote

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."