The Artful Explorer T-Shirts

'I don't know anything about art and I don't know what I like.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Projectile painting.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Imagine

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'