Artic Adventurer Mugs

Polar bear goes hunting.

Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie? A what? That's the singular word for "Inuit." The indigenous peoples who live in the Arctic. Oh, them. I'll put it this way

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Creative Baby.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

'What's on the other side?...'