Artistic Adventurers Mugs

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Bismark Ballet School

'What's on the other side?...'

Caution: Perspective malfunction ahead

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Creative Baby.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Shakespeare Quote

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"