Creative Adventurer Mugs

Flowchart of an idea.

"It's a photo release form. I'm not signing this."

Creative Baby.

A woman knits from a globe.

Writer Crisis

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Alien David statue

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I could do that.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Imagination Navigation.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."