Creative Retreat Adventurer Mugs

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Pina Coladas

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Creative Baby.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'What's on the other side?...'

Farmer's Market.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"