Creative Retreat Adventurer Prints

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pina Coladas

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Creative Baby.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'What's on the other side?...'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

Farmer's Market.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.