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Next time, Noah, pack a @#$$ lunch.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Volcanic ash...

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Parts of an automobile

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Virtual Babe

Britain's first official astronaut.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

The chosen few

Apple Vision Pro

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"