Ark Voyager Mugs

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Volcanic ash...

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Parts of an automobile

Virtual Babe

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

The chosen few

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Apple Vision Pro

"My mind is still on vacation."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"