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"This is some kind of weird prank, but why put it out here in the middle of nowhere, ya know what I mean, Carl? Carl?..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Boat wedding.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Desert Island Mishap

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Lifesaver!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Best friends without borders.