Viking Voyager T-Shirts

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"My mind is still on vacation."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Tell the skipper the auditor is here.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

"Ramming Speed!"

Volcanic ash...

Parts of an automobile

If poets wrote road signs.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Apple Vision Pro

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

Hi! I height Beowulf.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.