Viking Voyageur T-Shirts

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Gondolier

Lizard Amusement Park

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Ramming Speed!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

If poets wrote road signs.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Apple Vision Pro

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!