Viking Voyageur Gifts

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Ted Hughes

Gondolier

"It's a hybrid!"

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Ramming Speed!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

If poets wrote road signs.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Apple Vision Pro

"My mind is still on vacation."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."