Viking Explorer Gifts

Hi! I height Beowulf.

The Vineyard

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The Origami Society...

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

Desert Island Mishap

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"But I use all of them!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Bored?'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'