Icelandic Explorer Gifts

Iceland volcano

Souvenir of Iceland

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Ramming Speed!"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Europe on $5000 a day.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'No you can't keep it!'

Cave painting by numbers

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Europe

Travel Scenes

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"Research and development."

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

The Invention of the Tea Light

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!