Avian Explorer Gifts

Bird Watching at a Lighthouse.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Ancient Racing

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Physician tending a mummy.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Tourists in Egypt

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Bird Torture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I think he's lonely.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Igloo for birds.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Thanks for being up support staff.'