Avian Academia Explorer Gifts

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Eternal Student.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Do me next."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Bird Torture.

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'