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Bird Watching at a Lighthouse.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Ancient Racing

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Physician tending a mummy.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Tourists in Egypt

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I think he's lonely.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Igloo for birds.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."