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'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Do me next."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The polar olympics

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Ramming Speed!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'Take me to your feeder,'

'The penguin is upset...'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'