Avian Adventurers Pillows

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Do me next."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Can I have a look at the map?

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Ramming Speed!"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'