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'I think we may have flown too far south.'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'It looks like a rare 2008 Marks and Spencers!' - twitchers of the future

'I suggest you refrain from reaching into your untamed bird's cage in the future.'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'How should I know? Maybe they migrated early.'

'The secret is to spot them before they spot you.'

'That's the last time you get to pick the lottery numbers!'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"All I know is the pigeons flew away and now I got flamingoes."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

White Naped Crane

'Ben feels they mathematically improve his chaces of flushing game.'

'Hi, it's me... I just landed.'

"I'll be damned – a Bachman's warbler on the President's limo!"

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'

'You can always tell a tourist.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Blackbirds.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

'See that, son? That's what eagles do to divert the attention of their prey.'

"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"

Damn. Avian flu hit hard.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Do me next."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."