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The Vineyard

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The Origami Society...

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Igloo for birds.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Desert Island Mishap

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"But I use all of them!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Bored?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'