Bold And Daring Explorer Gifts

'Would you like to come in and make yourself uncomfortable?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Toys

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Little boys

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Universe of reading

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'What happens after the end of time?'

Ahoy

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'