Bold Adventurer Gifts

"Now, don't stir, old man. I've seen this very situation handled in the cinema."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Hold it right there, Buster!"

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Now you can send it."

Shoot For The Moon

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Sticking out tongue

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I told you to sip it!'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'