Noble Adventurer Gifts

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

"Good game."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Parachuting bishop.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church