Noble Enthusiast Gifts

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

The Royal Wii.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Lancelot put to the Test.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

'Well it's a ransom, sire, but I wouldn't call it a King's Ransom...'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'Touching.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

Baron de Munchausen

Naughty-ometer.

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

God save the Queen.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Grandfather and Grandson go Hunting

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"Let me try that!"

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

Prince Charles

Mountain Climber with a Butler

"Hmmm ... interesting bouquet. What is this swill?"

'I think we got bad directions, my liege.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"