Noble Admirer Gifts

'Touching.'

Prince Charles

The DaVinci Code

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'You know too much,'

Knight Golfing

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Love

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"He gets easily abstracted."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Elusive Shadow.

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Seamus Heaney

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life