Noble Aficionado Gifts

God save the Queen.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Back to school.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Happy thoughts

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Elusive Shadow.

John Masefield.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Join me in a beer?

Fyodor Sologub

Rudyard Kipling

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

Tess of the Dirigibles

Beer Club for Men.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

Samuel Beckett

Louisa May Alcott