Holy Aficionado Gifts

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Nun Fight.

Sitting in a tree

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Tiny Visions

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Valentine Day

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Love Birds love just being together

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

The Suite Hereafter

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

You just keep giving.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

We've Placed These Cookies Here To Learn More About You.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'All You Can Eat Wings.'